By Clicking this Link . . .

rat entering an Adults Only web site

. . . you certify that you are eighteen years old. If you are not eighteen, we will . . . Well, there’s not a whole lot we can do. Minors can’t make contracts, so you can’t be charged with breaking one. But, hey, it’s the thought that counts.

And don’t think I didn’t see you sneaking into that online forum several days before your 13th birthday.