cover image: MILLIONS OF CATS / by Wanda Gág

There once were two cats in Kilkenny

Who each thought there was one cat too many

So they quarreled and fit

And they gouged and they bit

Till excepting their nails

And the tips of their tails

Instead of two cats, there weren’t any.

Traditional Irish

Multiply by a million, and you’ve got Wanda Gág’s first picture book.

Wanda Hazel Gag (1893–1946) was born in a German immigrant community in Minnesota. Her father, artist Anton Gag, came from the Sudeten region in what is now the Czech Republic. He died when Wanda was 15, but she still managed to continue her education: first at the Minneapolis School of Art and later at the Art Students League in New York.

Wanda Gág—she added the accent to ensure that her name would be pronounced right—was already an established illustrator when “Millions of Cats” was published in 1927 in John Martin’s Book: A Magazine for Little Children. This version doesn’t seem to exist online; the magazine’s avail­ability is spotty overall. But in 1928 Millions of Cats came out in book form. It won the Newbery Award, and has never been out of print since.

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Formalities

This ebook is based on a copy of Millions of Cats that has been on my shelf for decades. When page images become available online, I’ll add a link.

There are no typographical errors, for the unimpeachable reason that there is no typography.

title page: MILLIONS OF CATS / by Wanda Gág

old man, old woman and little house surrounded by a low fence

Once upon a time there was a very old man and a very old woman. They lived in a nice clean house which had flowers all around it, except where the door was. But they couldn’t be happy because they were so very lonely.

tiny house among rolling hils

old man walking up hill and down dale

“If we only had a cat!” sighed the very old woman.

“A cat?” asked the very old man.

“Yes, a sweet little fluffy cat,” said the very old woman.

“I will get you a cat, my dear,” said the very old man.

And he set out over the hills to look for one. He climbed over the sunny hills. He trudged through the cool valleys. He walked a long, long time and at last he came to a hill which was quite covered with cats.

old man startled at huge gathering of cats

Cats here, cats there,

Cats and kittens everywhere,

Hundreds of cats,

Thousands of cats,

Millions and billions and trillions of cats.

old man picking up one cat after another

old man carrying numbers of cats

“Oh,” cried the old man joyfully, “Now I can choose the prettiest cat and take it home with me!” So he chose one. It was white.

But just as he was about to leave, he saw another one all black and white and it seemed just as pretty as the first. So he took this one also.

But then he saw a fuzzy grey kitten way over there which was every bit as pretty as the others so he took it too.

And now he saw one way down in a corner which he thought too lovely to leave so he took this too.

old man with cats on his shoulders

old man carrying still more cats

And just then, over here, the very old man found a kitten which was black, and very beautiful.

“It would be a shame to leave that one,” said the very old man. So he took it.

And now, over there, he saw a cat which had brown and yellow stripes like a baby tiger.

“I simply must take it!” cried the very old man, and he did.

old man with arms full of cats, looking over a field of cats

So it happened that every time the very old man looked up, he saw another cat which was so pretty he could not bear to leave it, and before he knew it, he had chosen them all.

old man carrying armfuls of cats, with many more trailing behind

millions of cats walking along a road

And so he went back over the sunny hills and down through the cool valleys, to show all his pretty kittens to the very old woman.

It was very funny to see those hundreds and thousands and millions and billions and trillions of cats following him.

old man and millions of cats at a pond

old man and millions of cats at an empty pond

They came to a pond.

“Mew, mew! We are thirsty!” cried the

Hundreds of cats,

Thousands of cats,

Millions and billions and trillions of cats.

“Well, here is a great deal of water,” said the very old man.

Each cat took a sip of water, and the pond was gone!

old man and millions of cats among grassy hills

old man and millions of cats among bare hills

“Mew, mew! Now we are hungry!” said the

Hundreds of cats,

Thousands of cats,

Millions and billions and trillions of cats.

“There is much grass on the hills,” said the very old man.

Each cat ate a mouthful of grass and not a blade was left!

old woman at the door greeting old man with millions of cats

more millions of cats

Pretty soon the very old woman saw them coming.

“My dear!” she cried, “What are you doing? I asked for one little cat, and what do I see?—

“Cats here, cats there,

Cats and kittens everywhere,

Hundreds of cats,

Thousands of cats,

Millions and billions and trillions of cats.

old man and old woman running into their house while millions of cats fight

“But we can never feed them all,” said the very old woman, “They will eat us out of house and home.”

“I never thought of that,” said the very old man, “What shall we do?”

The very old woman thought for a while and then she said, “I know! We will let the cats decide which one we should keep.”

“Oh yes,” said the very old man, and he called to the cats, “Which one of you is the prettiest?”

“I am!”

“I am!”

“No, I am!”

“No, I am the prettiest!” “I am!”

“No, I am! I am! I am!” cried hundreds and thousands and millions and billions and trillions of voices, for each cat thought itself the prettiest.

And they began to quarrel.

old man and old woman looking out their window

old man and old woman finding one small kitten

They bit and scratched and clawed each other and made such a great noise that the very old man and the very old woman ran into the house as fast as they could. They did not like such quarreling. But after a while the noise stopped and the very old man and the very old woman peeped out of the window to see what had happened. They could not see a single cat!

“I think they must have eaten each other all up,” said the very old woman, “It’s too bad!”

“But look!” said the very old man, and he pointed to a bunch of high grass. In it sat one little frightened kitten. They went out and picked it up. It was thin and scraggly.

one small kitten looking sad

old woman feeding and brushing kitten while old man looks on

“Poor little kitty,” said the very old woman.

“Dear little kitty,” said the very old man, “how does it happen that you were not eaten up with all those hundreds and thousands and millions and billions and trillions of cats?”

“Oh, I’m just a very homely little cat,” said the kitten, “So when you asked who was the prettiest, I didn’t say anything. So nobody bothered about me.”

They took the kitten into the house, where the very old woman gave it a warm bath and brushed its fur until it was soft and shiny.

small kitten drinking milk again and again

small kitten grows plumper as it drinks milk

Every day they gave it plenty of milk—

—and soon it grew nice and plump.

old woman knitting, old man resting, and kitten playing with a ball of wool

“And it is a very pretty cat, after all!” said the very old woman.

“It is the most beautiful cat in the whole world,” said the very old man. “I ought to know, for I’ve seen—

Hundreds of cats,

Thousands of cats,

Millions and billions and trillions of cats—and not one was as pretty as this one.”

small cat napping peacefully

The original of this text is in the public domain—at least in the U.S.
My notes are copyright, as are all under-the-hood elements.
If in doubt, ask.